Monday, December 29, 2014

Give Blood, Play Hockey Act II, sc. i


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Tuesday, December 23, 2014

No Elf on the Shelf

Elf on the Shelf is a little story that comes with a small elf that "watches over the children to make sure they're being good" during the Advent calendar. So participating kids should necessarily get paranoid that they're constantly being watched, ensuring they're behaving themselves. My hunch would be any child who suddenly discovers he's no longer under observation might ... act out a bit.

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Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Change is Good

Anybody ever feel that some programs were just better before they were "improved?" Facebook, Twitter, e-mail servers, not to mention new versions of web browsers and of course computer operating systems. And now you've got problems when your phone has to update its operating system, too - - and of course it's buggy and glitchy and half your existing stuff doesn't run well with the new specs. .... pooof! just blew my top.

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Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Apes Rule!

Basically, if Planet of the Apes were a real thing, the joke would be on the apes, because, frankly, this is what they'd be stuck with. Suckers! ... ha ha, stupid apes. This is your future, ha ha ha.

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Monday, December 8, 2014

Give Blood, Play Hockey Act I, sc. ii


That's right! INTERPOL's most wanted sexual predator is Waldo. Scores of children have been stealthily trained by the world's most secret government agencies to be on the ever-vigilant lookout for this deviant. The Blood Donor clinics across North America have been working in cooperation, subjecting good, honest blood donors with embarrassing and horrifically graphic interrogations just to desperately put this global menace behind bars.

Cheers to She-Mullet!
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