Monday, November 24, 2014

Rib Quest, Act III, sc. iv


The End! Beardo finally gets his ribs. Feedback welcome, of course.

What did you think of Rib Quest? Would it rank above or below Stand By Me, and why? Let me know what you think. I'm heartily (which sounds like hardly) working away at the next episode "Give Blood, Play Hockey." I'm striving to make the jokes more consistently and not let the plot interrupt the jokes for the sake of moving forward. Because, seriously, the plot!? Who gives a damn what these idiots are up to as long as it's kinda funny?

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Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Monday, November 17, 2014

Rib Quest, Act III, sc. iii


Oh no! Beardo has been SO excited about getting some of those ribs, and he is SO close, too. But some scrappy little dog is teaching us a valuable lesson:

To eat ribs in the muck,
don't drink Toilet Duck

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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Play it Cool


This is from a true story of a buddy of mine who worked at a super store for years. They turned the customer away, obviously. 

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Monday, November 10, 2014

Rib Quest, Act III, sc. ii


Obviously, glow bands = aliens. Right? If you didn't know that, well, its' the truth. So, is it paranoia or is there something to D'Ron's observations here? Might aliens be walking among us? Could they have a role in pushing everyone into loving ribs and pulled pork sandwiches so damned much? Are they the missing piece to the puzzle that D'Ron's jigsawing together in his tense mind? Let's find out!

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Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Yield: Baby on Board

She hates it when drivers crowd her bumper! Can't they read! She's got a baby on board, she's got to drive safe!

p.s. I hate drawing cars.

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Monday, November 3, 2014

Rib Quest Act III, sc. i


True story, a friend of mine was cleaning up after a big public party in town one time and discovered a HUGE knife, while volunteering some time to the community. I, too, found a big knife while going for a run down by the waterfront. I'd like to think they were dropped from someone who'd been fishing ....

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